And this is what happens when a masterfully crafted katana collides with a masterfully crafted longsword.
Suck it, katana
And that is what happens when a masterfully crafted scalpel collides with a masterfully crafted guillotine.
Does nobody understand that longswords and katanas are two different kinds of tool?Longswords are essentially sharpened fucksticks designed to destroy the shit out of anything resembling armor that comes their way. They shatter bone, jelly flesh, and essentially fuck people up by sheer inexorable force of being a goddamn sharp steel bar.
Katanas don’t do that.They’re not meant to withstand collision with armor or a brick wall or a charging fully outfitted warhorsebecause the circumstances of its development didn’t call for that. It’s a precision instrument. It’s designed to be lightweight, outmaneuver, and find weak spots, not go barreling into people hack-n-slashing your way to victory. It’s a specialized tool.
In a sense this reflects a core difference between cultures; katanas are a shitton of work and preparation to make the execution as efficient and streamlined as possible, while longswords are more durably and simply made in response to a climate that would require a soldier to be a one-man battering ram in battle.
They can leap 36 feet
As in leap forward 36 feet
They don’t jump 36 feet into the fucking sky do you know how terrifying that would be the human race wouldn’t have survived because we’d have all had heart attacks while still in Africa
I just spent two minutes laughing harder at this than I probably should have.
IM WHEEZING SO HARD OMG
this is one of those things that always makes me wheeze
The other day I got this call from a 50 year old black woman accusing me of calling her boyfriend and telling me she was going to hunt me down and kill me. I am a 14 year old white girl who lives in pennsylvainia
So this woman just shouted her age and ethnicity at you before beginning her conversation?
ok so i saw this post on my dashboard
and i was like what the fuck?????????????? 1) this is racist as fuck and 2) this is the opposite of funny and 0% what i want to see on my fucking dashboard
but then i thought wait
and then i googled it, did some twitter researchin, and in literally less than 3 minutes
i found this
and clicked the link
and whaddya fuckin know
tumblr is full some of fuckin dweebs
dont believe people tryna make shit up, esp shit so awful and unfunny and racist
Oh man what I love about this scene is they actually recruited Disney Animators for this one sequence. The animators were thrilled to be able to do it and the producers for Family Guy were just BLOWN away at the length of detail the animators put in to this one sequence.
This is amazing
Meg looks like Ursula. Oh my god.